July 2012
this is my blogging face
all of my friends live near each other.
for them, it’s like,
“hey bro, wanna come over?”
“aight bro, lemme just cross the street.”
for me, it’s like,
“hey bro, wanna come over?”
“aight bro, lemme just cross the bridge to Terabithia, take the shortcut through Narnia, take the detour around District 12, and stop by Hogwarts for some groceries”
so now i’m a whore if i talk to a boy? next, if i talk to a girl i’ll be a lesbian.